Fail In Need Of A Caption

David Zahl / 3.15.11
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14 responses to “Fail In Need Of A Caption”

  1. Frank says:

    "Please leave gate as you found it." SOP on farms. Same applies here.

  2. Lane Severson says:

    Rob Bell's visual for the pearly gates

  3. Anthony Sacramone says:

    "Elvis has left the building. He just can't remember where."

  4. Dave Burkum says:

    Narrow is the gate, but wide is the road.

  5. Spherical says:

    This begs the question: Is the road half open, or is the road half closed?

  6. Wenatchee the Hatchet says:

    The heart of the wise may incline to the right, and the fool to the left, but putting the gate on your right still means you met the fool at his left.

  7. DBab says:

    The gate is the Sermon on the Mount. STOP. The road to the right is delusion.

  8. Bryan J. says:

    …and the gates of Hell shall not prevail against it…

  9. joegibbes says:

    That's OK, I'll just go around…

  10. JDK says:

    hah!

  11. JDK says:

    (that wasn't my caption, I was laughing at Joe's)

  12. Ron says:

    Town residents would soon refer to the mysterious road that appeared and interrupted their seclusion as "Gate-gate."

  13. Michael Cooper says:

    the law is a locked gate, but there are never enough of them

  14. DBab says:

    One more try.
    This is the way we think we are keeping the Sermon on the Mount.

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