Thank you to 1517 for the opportunity to put this bit of sub-Nicene ridiculousness together and then have 400 people recite it in unison…! I’ve made a couple tiny tweaks since then. Probably goes without saying but this was written in a spirit of play and confession, not superiority. A big shoutout to Ben Maddison for his help:
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Caleb says:
Oct 24, 2019
❤️!
“Fitter, happier
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the gym”
#futureshock
Trevor G says:
Oct 28, 2019
Hilarious, poetic, and deep! In other words, pure genius. Well done.
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