Thank you to 1517 for the opportunity to put this bit of sub-Nicene ridiculousness together and then have 400 people recite it in unison…! I’ve made a couple tiny tweaks since then. Probably goes without saying but this was written in a spirit of play and confession, not superiority. A big shoutout to Ben Maddison for his help:

 

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4 responses to “The Seculosity Creed”

1. Caleb says:

   10/24/2019 at 10:25 am

   ❤️!
   “Fitter, happier
   More productive
   Comfortable
   Not drinking too much
   Regular exercise at the gym”

   #futureshock

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2. Trevor G says:

   10/28/2019 at 1:23 am

   Hilarious, poetic, and deep! In other words, pure genius. Well done.

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