Of the many disappointments we weathered in having to cancel this year’s NYC conference, none was more painful than missing out on hosting a surprise early screening of the upcoming film Electric Jesus. The director Chris White is an avid Mbird reader and approached us with the opportunity after wrapping production last year, on the condition that we weren’t allowed to advertise. So we were going to spring the opportunity on attendees after they arrived. Those who’ve been following the film’s FB page—the destination these days for top-drawer Christian kitsch (presented with affection rather than disdain!)–know the glory of what could have been. The promo for the movie describes it this way:
ELECTRIC JESUS is a wistful coming-of-age music-comedy reminiscent of THE COMMITMENTS, THAT THING YOU DO, and SING STREET—a rock-and-roll movie about a band that never quite goes all the way. While the screen band’s music is a weird mash-up of 80’s hair metal and vacation Bible school, ELECTRIC JESUS wears its teenage protagonists’ hearts on its sleeve, à la THE BREAKFAST CLUB, LADY BIRD, and ALMOST FAMOUS.
As if that weren’t enough, the original songs and score were provided by no less than indie rock god Daniel Smith (Danielson Famile, Sufjan Stevens, Jad Fair, et al). Can I get an amen?! White assures me that Mbird will have another shot at a pre-release viewing, but in the meantime, the first music video has arrived and it is … a revelation. I’ve posted the lyrics in the comments. Share and share alike my friends:
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VERSE 1
Looking out upon
On the road I tread
Bodies strewn and piled up dead.
It is a spiritual war
A war that we fight to win
While the enemy’s guns are firing shells of SIN!
CHORUS
Commandos for Christ
Let’s all go commando!
Commandos for Christ
Let’s all go commando! (Let’s go!)
Let’s all go commando! (Let’s go!)
Let’s all go commando for Christ, tonight!
LET’S GO!
VERSE 2
Demons clamor for more
Of my bleedin’ soul
Attacks from every side, I jump to my foxhole.
The enemy’s wiles
Are no match for me
Stockpiling the grace like it’s World War FREE!
CHORUS
Commandos for Christ
Let’s all go commando!
Commandos for Christ
Let’s all go commando! (Let’s go!)
Let’s all go commando! (Let’s go!)
Let’s all go commando for Christ, tonight!
LET’S GO!
GUITAR SOLO
MONOLOGUE
Hey Captain. CAPTAIN!
It’s time to bring in the big guns!
I’m talking about a Yahweh M-80 rocket launcher.
Oh yeah! BOOM! Thar she blows!
CHORUS
Commandos for Christ
Let’s all go commando!
Commandos for Christ
Let’s all go commando!
Commandos for Christ
Let’s all go commando!
Commandos for Christ
Let’s all go commando! (Let’s go!)
Let’s all go commando! (Let’s go!)
Let’s all go commando for Christ, tonight!
TONIGHT!
This is so bad it’s cool. Evangelical Spinal Tap