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Episcopal clergy lady at St. Martin's Church, Houston. Mother to Neil and Annie. Wife to Josh.

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    Wakanda is Where the Real Wonder Women (and Men) Live

    Wakanda is Where the Real Wonder Women (and Men) Live

    I am not a big fan of superhero movies. Blame it on my low anthropology or disdain for a predictable plotline. It’s both really. So when a big budget comic book film comes out that I am interested in, I go with gusto. Which is why I H.A.T.E.D. Wonder Woman. The whole thing made me […]

    The Romance of Ash Wednesday

    The Romance of Ash Wednesday

    This year Valentine’s Day and Ash Wednesday happen to be kissing cousins. On the same day that people everywhere will purchase bear stuffed animals holding hearts that say, “I love you beary much,” people will also have ashes smeared on their heads as a person whispers to them, “You are dust and to dust you […]

    Turns Out Sex Is Still a Big Deal

    Turns Out Sex Is Still a Big Deal

    Like many people, for the past few days I have wrestled with what to make of the (too) well documented evening that a woman had with actor/comedian/writer Aziz Ansari. If you are living under a rock, a woman called “Grace” (hell of a pseudonym), had what she called the worst night of her life with […]

    Heaven for Heretics: A Vision from <i>Coco</i> (and Memaw)

    Heaven for Heretics: A Vision from Coco (and Memaw)

    This past October my grandmother went home to Jesus. She was as faithful as they come and her absence has left a hole in the heart of our family. It is one that will not be filled this side of heaven. Her funeral was in a small Southern Baptist church with simply stained glass windows […]

    I'm Going to Be Nothing: On Giving Up at a Christmas Pageant

    I’m Going to Be Nothing: On Giving Up at a Christmas Pageant

    When our daughter announced last week that she wanted to be “nothing” in the Christmas Pageant this year, I was like cool, cool. Totally fine. It’s just that you’re already assigned to be one of the angels. And you look like an actual angel. Oh, and your Dad is the minister at the church. But […]

    The Very Persistent Pirate: A Thank You Note from Houston

    Dear Mockingsupporters,

    This isn’t a normal post. I’m not here to talk about the wonders of Martin Luther or to tell you that Advent could be more chill. I am writing to thank you.

    Yesterday I visited our neighborhood school and talked with a room full of first graders about what it’s like to be a published author. This past fall, they worked for months writing and “publishing” their own books. The topics ranged from Pokémon to Cats to Jesus (“’cause it’s close to Christmas”). As St. Whitney profoundly sang, I do believe the children are our future.

    I fielded questions about what it is like to be a published author. I wanted to share some of my favorites with you:

    1. Does your book have any explosions in it?
    2. Did you know that the Mockingbird is the state bird of Texas?
    3. I have a sister named Maddy.

    Of course, in talking about being a published author, there was no way I could actually read from my own book. Not only is Churchy not public school safe, it’s not really “safe church” either. Besides, it didn’t seem like the place to offer the little girls a cautionary tale about the difficulties of being a mother and a priest.

    Anyway.

    When they asked me to spend some time with the kids I knew immediately the book I had to read: Mockingbird’s own The Very Persistent Pirate. It casts a picture of grace that is foreign to most of us in this frightening world. The Kid in the story keeps doing the wrong thing and the Pirate continues in his persistent generosity. They even have a party at the end. I needed to hear it more than the children did.

    Plus, The Persistent Pirate has the word “booty” in it no less than 4 times. Which is a real riot when you are 7.

    But these are not just any kids at any school. These are kids at a school in Houston. They are from neighborhoods that were hit particularly hard by Hurricane Harvey. Many of their houses flooded which meant that entire childhood libraries were lost. Many of you donated to make sure that every one of those first graders received their own copy of The Very Persistent Pirate. So thank you.

    As one little girl exclaimed to me, “YOU MEAN WE GET TO TAKE IT HOME?!”

    Yes. Yes you do.

    Grateful,

    Sarah

    Praise the Lord: I Saw the Light (this Advent)

    Praise the Lord: I Saw the Light (this Advent)

    Its official, men are no longer sure what they can say. Last week an elderly gentleman complimented my outfit and then promptly recanted and apologized. Little did he know that as a 35 year old mother of two zoo animals, I actually appreciate being told I look nice. Nonetheless, I suppose we will all just […]

    Thanksgiving: A Personal History

    Thanksgiving: A Personal History

    There were the countless Thanksgivings of my childhood spent in the Mississippi Delta. There’s nothing better than farm country in the fall. Harvest has happened and deer hunting season is in full effect. I remember the adults being cavalier with their joy. I would sneak beers, and I once almost lit my Memaw’s house on […]

    Lord God, From Even Our Motives, Save Us

    Lord God, From Even Our Motives, Save Us

    This past Sunday was the kind of Sabbath that heals me. It was All Saints Sunday, my husband preached about my grandmother, and the church was full of loud children. During communion, a guy played “Amazing Grace” on the horn. It was a taste of heaven. And then I turned on the radio in my […]

    Volunteering to Love My Kids and to Eat Donuts

    Volunteering to Love My Kids and to Eat Donuts

    This is the time of year when my email inbox becomes full of “invitations” for me to volunteer. We have our children in two different schools, with different ways of doing things. And there is a steady stream of electronic missives with subjects lines like: Fall Festival, Donuts with Dad, and Pep Rally. Which has […]

    Reformation Celebration: I Will Drink Your Tears With My Champagne

    Reformation Celebration: I Will Drink Your Tears With My Champagne

    In late October, every year, without fail, a group of well-meaning people (men) in mainline denominations go into an official state of mourning because the anniversary of the Protestant Reformation is fast approaching. They bemoan (this particular) schism in the church. They talk a lot about Christian Unity (preferably with people who vote the same […]

    Seven Tips for Winning an Argument with Your Spouse

    Seven Tips for Winning an Argument with Your Spouse

    The subtitle in the Love & Death Issue is, naturally, “How to Bring Hell into Your Household.”   1. Ignore initial pesky feeling that you might be wrong. If you are thinking to yourself that this is the moment to apologize, forget about it. You started this riot in the street and you are damn […]